Oct
25th
Sat
25th
I have decided
I am going to wear maternity pants for as long as is acceptably possible. It’s like wearing sweatpants only you actually look nice and not schluby.
It’s like when Homer goes to clown college and marvels over what are supposed to be ridiculously large pants.
Krusty: OK, we’ll start off with the baggy — wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!
Homer: Ooh. I’ve never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.